song lyrics

albuquerque wierd al

Plot: escape Moms Basement
Character: boy locked in basement (al) , mom , snorkow thief, donut man
Conflict: his mom is holding him prisoner
Theme : life is like a box of chocolates never know what you gonna get
Setting: albuquerque

Blurbs

1) Albuquerque by weird al
          a boy named al is locked in a basement for a number of years and is forced to eat sour crout he finally escapes and wins a one way ticket to albuquerque were his lucky glow in the dark snorkow is stolen.

2) Happy Birthday
           A man gets a girl pregnant and they abort the baby and he still wonders about what could have been a boy or a girl an angel or devil knowing that no matter what it would have become he made a mistake

3) Just a dream by Carrie Underwood
           a young girl drives to the church where she was supposed to get married but her fiance died in some military accidents and she is going to his funeral instead

4) i melt
this is the story of a man who has fallen in love awwwww. only problem is he sucks at talking to girls. so will he get with the the love of his life listen and find out.

5) Fred Jones
 This is the story of a strong dedicated man named Fred jones. one day the business fred has been working for over two decades fires him. now fred is alone and confused what is fred gonna do 

50 word story

That Girl

She was beautiful. . . . radiant, just seeing her face that first time took my breath away. She had that perfect smile that just warmed my heart. Her eyes were deep blue almost like a window into the vast ocean. and she could sing too. when she sang all it took was one word of her silky voice to comand the crowd. and then i noticed the hole in my chest . . . . and i knew she was that girl

Tribute to that girl that stole my heart

Top Sixers

1) Forget yourself and go to work- Bryant S. Hinckley
2) Put your nose to the grindstone- gramps 
3) Love is a box of chocolates
4) Naively expected logical world, acted foolishly-emily thieler
5) Dont get mad just get even-barbara chapelle
6) Ya wanna learn; stick with it- xavior de la prade
7) Live life while you have it
8) live your life to the fullest
9) Dont let life get you down
10) Dont say magic isnt real - Jimmy page

impulse 2

scene: cleetus washing car

Random guy: Hi i need to take your car
Cleetus: Dang son !!!!!
Random guy: umm ...... what
Cleetus: yous can't steals ma riggghhh foooo!
Random guy: oh i wouldnt be stealing it im reposessimg it
Cleetus: . . . . . if yous touch my righ is gonna screm
 Repoman: whatll that do
Cleetus: WheN i Screm my buddies ull come punch yos elbow
Repoman: i doubt it
Cleetus: . . . . . . i Punch yos ElBOws fooooo!!!!!!
Repo man: sir your resisting and i will mace you this is your last warning
Cleetus: ....What
repo man sprays mace
Cleetus: aggggghhhhhhhh My EyEs
repo man hooks up car and sprayshim again
Cleetus: I finds u foo and when i dos yo elbows es mine



ps. i know this kinda sucks but im not in a writting mood really

dialoge and scene

Scene

imagine your on a bus in down town new york. normal bus lots of people krappy seats. and in the middle of this bus there seems to be an arguement between a young black man and an old white about who is gonna shine the other guys shoes. when the old white guy says ( it could be a china man it dont matter).

 Characters :
black guy = Cleetis the hillbilly who talks in a ridiculous accent
Old white Guy= Marvin; the racist old coot that likes to steal peoples Rides


 Dialoge

 Cleetis: Yo FoO i Aints shyin yos Shos
 Marvin: doesnt matter anymore any way i already sold yo ride
Cleetis: Yous souls Ma RiGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Marvin: yep i got three dollas suckka
 Cleetis: ima Punch Yos ElbOws FooooOOO !!!!!
Marvin: ya right you dont have it in you to punch an all man now shine My shoes
 Cleetis:Hiya FoooOOOooOoOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marvin: OWWWW!!! you punched my elbows 
 Cleetis: Ya Nows whas Grampow
marvin: ill teach you whipper snapper
 Cleetis:Brin IT Ons ol man


 Shortly after this dialoge Cleetis was hospitalized with massive head trauma

Help Wanted !!!!!!!

Hey guys I need some help i'm trying to finish writing my song and i've figured out all the guitar but i cant come up with any worth while lyrics to my song. the song is supposed to be about a guy that has the biggest crush on a girl but shes so absolutley stunning so beautiful that when he tries to talk to this angel his mind goes completley blank. his doesnt know what to do any more you know so i was wondering if you you guys/girls would post some lyric ideas in the comments like words or lines anything will help thanks friends





-Jimmy Page

BeSt DaY EverS (bad poetry)

so yesTerDays I wents outsigh to see The Birs AnD ITs SucKEd. an SoMe FOO TrY to Pu is Han On MA Riiiiiiigh AN I Was lIke I PuNcH Yos ElBow AN He Stows Ma  RIiiiigh  ANd I Was LIGH DAng Son SOOOOs I wents To Bed AN He STows MA SNorkow TOOOOO ANd ats Whaaa It Issssssss

shake off the dust

This is for the Troubled
For the artist that doesn't know what to draw
and for the singer that doesn't know what to sing
This is for the couple that fills an empty bottle of wine with soda just to know what it feels like to matter
 This is for you shake off the dust
This is for the coffee shop singers
and for the musician struggling to write his first song
this is for all the little brothers who've been told there never be as good
And for the people that do the same thing day in and day out every single day without any hope
shake off the dust
this is for everyone with a dream
dont let the world get you down
we only get to live this life once so live it to the fullest
and when the world gets you down just shake off the dust before it turns you to rust.

Love is ....

10) Love is a battlefield with gummy bear soldiers ( sweet)
9) Love is a roll of toilet paper ( you never know what you have till it's gone)
8) Love is a Rose
7) Love is like writting a song ( it takes time and effort)
6) Love is a bird (hold it too tight and you'll kill it, hold it too loose and it will fly away)
5) Love is a mystery novel
4) Love is life
3) Love is the first snowflake of winter
2) Love is a miracle
1) Love is a like a box of chocolates ( you never know what your gonna get)

I'm thinking about you

I'm thinking about you. I'm thinking about you like the fish think about the sea. How a locksmith thinks about his keys. Like my grandma always thinks about her tea. How i wish you were thinking about me.

I'm thinking about you like a criminal thinks about his crimes. How a writer thinks about his rhymes. How I think about stopping time. So that maybe you could give me a sign. I'm thinking about you

I'm thinking about you like a painter thinks about his brush. Like how a sledder thinks about saying mush. How i'll always remember my first crush. And all the times you made me blush.

I'm thinking about you like sailors think about their boats. Like skiers think about the slopes. Like a duck thinks about floating. How you know I think about Gloating .Because your the only thing i'm thinking about  

Updates to blog

Hey guys. I just wanted to tell you guys that I have updated my links with some people from our class. I haven't been able to read through all blogs yet but these people managed to catch my eye.  Also there is a link titled LIGHTS  this is a band that love and highly recomend. You can find a lot of her stuff on youtube but I cant seem to get any of it on the blog yet. so please check it out and  leave a comment below.
 Thanks for reading

-Jimmy Page

Introduction

Hey. I chose Jimmy Page as my pen name. I chose Jimmy is because when I was younger, me and my brother wrote the Adventures of Jimmy. We wrote all kinds of crazy stuff like Jimmy and the Amazon Pharaoh. Back when our parents still put stuff on the fridge.

I am definitely not a good writer. I have terrible hand writing and horrible grammar. Even though I'm horrible I really do hope to become a great writer. That way I can write down all the crazy stories that are flying around in my head. I like to write about crazy things that no one else would ever think of. That's what I aim for making people laugh. If i can do that I'll be happy.

I also love music. I've been trying to write my own music for awhile but have trouble with lyrics. Right now I'm actually working on two songs. I should be finishing up with them soon though. If i can I'll probably post them on the blog for you guys.

-jimmy